Diary Of A Madman

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May 2013

1 post

New clothing coming soon. Get your Preorders in. →

A fan driven page to hopefully get the word out about some awesome, upcoming clothing.

April 2013

7 posts

When I wake up from a dream in which I am...

The First Time I Masturbated.

After my hands have been down my trousers.

Saw The Floating Seal Post The Other Day And...

Can't A Guy Just Masturbate In Peace?

How I Look When I Cant Play In The Ball Pit

March 2013

27 posts

Haters Gonna Hate

How I Imagined Everyone In Ireland

Where Will You Be When The LSD Kicks In?

The True Personality Of A Cat In A Simple Yawn

A True Depiction Of The "Friend Zone"

Guys At The Club

What I Am Like Around "Happy" People

This weeks Darwin award almost goes too.

Bad Ass Mobile Phones

Please, Sir...May I Have Some?

Womens Faces At A Skrillex Set

Birth Of A Supervillain

How I See Children In Restaurents

Wait A God Damn Minute There.

One Of The Creepiest Things I Have Ever Seen

Sitting At Work After Lunch.

This Pretty Much Sums Up Windows 8

As A Englishman This Arouses Me

Bitch Sit The Fuck Down

When I Move During The Night And I Wake Up The GF...

The Weekend Is Over, Time To Check My Emails.

First Can Of Monster In The Day

February 2013

28 posts

This Happens To Me All The Time

At Least I'm Glad To See My Ex Has Found Work...

Stop Hitting Yourself.

Former Dial Up Modem Owners Will Know This.

When The Computer Freezes Whilst Watching Porn

A Good Girlfriend Always Tries Her Best

Try And Sneak Up On Me Will You

There's Always That One Friend In The Group...

ITS OVER. I WON

When Someone Opens Up IE And Then Uses Bing

Things I Shouldn't Do After Having Sex

Fuck The Police... Deal With It

This is what should be done to people who...

What you looking at fool.

Me Trying To Avoid "People"